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I know the meaning you're going for, but neither is correct (in American English. It's probably the same The meeting will be tomorrow morning. are both fine . It's still correct usage, but not common at least where I live. Just a note that I do a . I had to interview people at three in the morning on a Wednesday When I meet someone, the first thing I wonder is NOT whether or not I But now I'm just looking for a place to live” ask them when they started using crack. I'll meet you in the morning by the bright riverside. When all sorrow has drifted away. I'll be standin' at the portals when the gates open wide.
You had an empire once, Britain. Had a great empire! Impressively commandeered and sequestered from the rest of the world, with great style.
You just marched in and said 'You, you and you—fuck off, we're having tiffin. You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels. On driving I got bored of the tedious conversations, talking to the dealer in a stairwell where you're not supposed to be, then going back to a depressing room and spending nine hours locked up going "eeerh", then going back to get more with what little money you have left.
I usually never leave the house, but we went to Australia recently—the whole family was there—it was a ridiculous place. Located three quarters of a mile from the surface of the sun, people audibly crackling as they walk past you on the street.
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That's why they all barbecue, you don't need to cook somewhere like that, you just bring the shit out, fling it on a grill and it bursts into flames. It's not supposed to be inhabited, and when they're not doing that, frying themselves outside, they all fling themselves into the sea, which is inhabited almost exclusively by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, they're all in there.
You're talking to a modern, nice, affable German person and they're saying to you something like 'You know, vell, it's a critical time now for Germany within Europe, also globally, economically ve are pretty good, ve have been better.
But ve are very vibrant in the theater and arts Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler German food is so bad, even Hitler was a vegetarian. It sounds like typewriters eating tin foil being kicked down the stairs. On the German language. Because that's still how Irish people are seen, as twinkly-eyed fuckers with a pig under their arm, high-stepping it around the world, going 'I'll paint your house now, but watch out, I might steal the ladder later, ohohoho!
On prejudices about Irish people. Somewhere like Ireland, it's more hot-blooded, there's drama included in the fabric of every day, it's there every moment. For no real reason.Bill & Gloria Gaither - I'll Meet You in the Morning (Live)
If somebody blocks you when you're walking, you're positively Edwardian in your manners. You do this sheepish little smile together, and you step aside. And you both do it at the same time, and you go "for goodness sake, what a to-do! I'll just eh, I'll just—oh, we did it again, can you believe it, I can't believe it! We should be on the stage! One more time, I'll just—oh, how did we ever get this far as a species!
On behaviour displayed on foot and in cars. How about an extra bread roll, there to dip in your otter vomit pate? I don't know, what would you like? The plane is made of metal, the wings are made of metal, we're all eating, and I'm the only non-terrorist aboard, we're all going to die. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor of California. There's a perfectly ordinary English sentence. How did that happen!? Do you know how that happened?
Do you know how he got into that position? Now, you and me, we avoid lifting things; It's unpleasant. Even a five-year-old child knows this. He'll go "No, ha ha, fuck it, no, I'll go and stick Lego up my arse, I'm not doing that, no no.
He lifted the heavy- and you know, you lift something if you have to. Piano falls on granny, you lift the piano… 'cause Granny has mixed feelings about the whole situation. He didn't do any of that. He went over to the heavy thing, and lifted it, and put it back down and didn't move it anywhere But it was they who said "You're the man. You're the one we want to deal with immigration, and water rates, and taxes, and all that kinda shit.
This must've been someone who came to work covered in children's blood every morning. How small does your cock have to be, to make you walk into a car showroom and say: Smashed out of their minds they could not spell their own face.
And they go home with that person!
And you might spend months with that person, or a year, or you might have a family! This is what happens, this is how you meet. It's got to be crispy in just the right way, hasn't it? You hear people in restaurants competing with each other "I love you". I love pencils that you have sucked and thrown away ten years ago.
Just eat your food and let me love you, don't speak! My vadudium is pointing at your phenungulator, the race must continue! Then the old fashioned bar of ice cream would come down, the one that had to be cut with a breadknife before the two sides were flanked with wafers.
You would lift your little spoon up excitedly and winkle out that first divet of black jelly The cage with the Japanese fighting spiders inside, your mother strikes a match off her forearm and tells you to dance in the front room for money You, you never forget that shit, I mean it never goes away.
Men look at breasts the way women look at babies. On how to hurt the ones you really love. The meaning of the word "gay" has changed. It used to mean all colourful and happy and homosexual, but now it's a word children use to describe something that's a little bit meh.
Oh, that's so gay. What the child hears is 'Lie down in the dark I'm locking the door now. Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes a combination of the two. Children are actually very sophisticated. They sleep in your bed for a reason. The child is born, it takes a look around, and thinks "Well this isn't quite what I'd hoped for.
All these people are idiots I wouldn't've have painted the house like this at all But I've got to make the best of it. I've got to maximize my resources.
So the key thing is to stop these people from having any more children.
Now, I meant to talk about something else earlier on, and I've forgotten what it was. I've remembered what it is again, but I've also forgotten. And that's really what adult life is like most of the time. Adults are terribly confused, messed up people. Yeah, I know it was really bad. Yeah, very painful, the shoulder is a very painful area. Children aren't like that, which is why they look so young, 'cause they always have a sense of style and purpose.
When they're walking around, they have a very definite purpose, they're walking. And it's a great walk as well, it's not an adult's sort of bemused shuffle, it's that 'I'm going over here.
Why am I here? On young male single friends attending baby shower. As though it's a big deal. All that women want is what anybody wants. You know, friendship and companionship and respect and a certain amount of leadership with submission and a kind of cooperation at all times and pre-emptive empathy and you know, general telepathy.
It's no big deal, is it? So it's not difficult to know what women want. Fascists - that's really what they're all after! Cool, calm, and unemotional. It's a fantastic religion, it makes absolutely no demands upon you at all, which is why it's not a great religion. All great religions are built on shame. You don't have any of that if you're Protestant. You go to the church, sing a few hymns, have a cup of tea, everybody goes home and has a wank. I am actually walking towards the biscuit, I didn't realise I was, but now I do, oh oh oh I am actually eating the biscuit And yet, people still turn to Jesus.
You will notice though that the kind of people who turn to Jesus tend to be the sort of people who haven't done that well with everybody else. If you are going to have an afterlife, why not just have a physical afterlife? Just come back as a tentacle with a set of lips looking for huge lumps of chocolate to fuck, it'd be much more reasonable. I'm quite a compulsive person—I only worked this out recently—I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive.
I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now. We want women to look like cakes! What is that supposed to be? It's never really casual, you always have to turn up.
It's never casual unless you're both wearing Sherlock Holmes hats or something. You're covered in crisps, one of you's eating an omelette, the other one's doing a crossword, then it's kind of casual. On the myth of "casual sex".
I would stab you to death On relationships with fat people. But do you think maybe this might have something to do with your per-ARGH! That first high kick to the thorax generally does the trick. Talking with women about their periods.
English people, don't go up there, it's nearly half the country, and you say "Why don't you go? It's a very simple experiment to conduct, all you've got to do is be with a man, wait until he starts doing something and then go up and talk to him.
What is it now?! I'm opening fish fingers can't you see?! You come in here, walking on the floor - breathing the air like it's yours - talking and talking and I'm doing something! Look they've fallen on the floor, are you happy?! Are you happy now?! Every time I try anjd do something for myself, you carbonize and then shit on my dreams You're just like your whhhvjnvnbbbnjhhuh.
Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?! A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand. And scientists—those frauds—seize on this, and try to use it as proof of the mysteries of human consciousness and the unknowable nature of the brain, which is rubbish! The brain is the simplest organ in the body. It only has three bits. The middle bit, which tries to come up with the excuse.
And the back bit, which plays the last song that was on in the pub. And an amazing guitarist. Men give serious time and thought on "How would I deal with, if the rocket came down of that alley right now? Yeah, I'd handle that situation pretty well! I basically think, you know, I'm what would have happened if James Dean had lived and discovered carbohydrates and orthopaedic shoes.
You have to tell yourself this bullshit just to keep going! Cause you're constantly being reminded how redundant you are! Sometimes is just, you know No, I resent that! Sometimes I want a snack And women as a group, en masse, do show contempt for men, en masse Look at them, look! One of them's trying to DO something". We end up back with each other.
You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: Are you going to be sane, or not lonely? And you both know who it is! Children are very overprotected now, in lots of ways.
We're very nervous about them. You know, people go, "Don't go outside! Get into the cupboard with some spinach! And doing those handshakes that take three quarters of an hour, with the amazingly younger language: The first half of your life is spent getting over yourself.
I just go on and on! Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? People will kill you. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, harmless sounding phrases that people uses every day, like: Let me oil you. Would you please - stop - taking - pictures - on your tiny - annoying whispering fucking camera.
This is happening to you in real time, you are having the experience. It's not much point to verify that you were at the event when you're actually here. To an audience member.
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What are talking about here? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. Or Berlusconi, in Italy, right; the envy of the world, Italy, in terms of history, art and culture, 98 different political parties, and they still managed to elect him! So thoroughly corrupt, every time he smiles an angel gets gonorrhoea! He's had so many face-lifts, his face has moved to the top of his head, you have to get on a step-ladder to watch him lie!
Everybody went apeshit when Barack Obama got elected. But his biggest problem is everybody else! Do you work out? Look at the Catholic church, the campest organization on the planet with the purple robes, gold bits on the side, jewellery so big if they let it fall it would kill people What else can it be, but this sort of ritual of panic about death?
Quick, put on the gold hat! I listen to them, you know, banging on. Now have another biccie and be quiet, will you please? But you can absolutely understand the desire to believe in something, to support you. Children like to be supervised by adults. Because it validates them, it shows them that they are there, that somebody else is watching over them.
Grown-ups are the same, not that there is any such thing as a grown-up, really. They liked to be watched by something.
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A couple of days ago I saw one of those signs outside of churches and it said "Jesus said: I am the light of the world". Which is a very male view, you know, if Jesus had been Jesusina it would've been more modest. You know because it's a women, she would've been traditionally more modest. When you're young, you think about it… Well, you don't really think about it, you know - you have the intelligence of raspberry jam, you're not thinking about anything.
But it's there, as a motive force, making you do things. Go and get a job. Go and find a flat. Put them in the flat. Get on the bus. Look at your boss. Pick up the thing.
Listen to the radio. Look at the other person. Why did this happen? Put the things on - your clothes - whatever they're called. Go out the door, into work - same thing! Same people, again, it's real, it is happening, to you. And so, the young woman thinks that if she has the right curtains, she can keep death and all other problems at bay.
But the young man knows that the only way to keep death at bay, is by having sex pretty much constantly. Now, because nature's so clever, it makes the couple compromise by giving them children, so they never have to have sex again, and then the children pull the curtains down so there was NEVER anything to worry about in the first place!
The other morning, I woke up.
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Although, I am not a fan of car naps in general, sometimes it is the best you can do on vacation. Consistency Wins the Day! When putting your child down for bedtime or naps, try and stick to your same routine.
If this includes reading books, snuggles, singing etc. This will give them some comfort and something familiar to take to bed with them. Changing time zones can be tricky for little ones. If you are staying for more than a day or two I recommend that you switch them over to the local time immediately. This requires waking them at their normal time and putting them to bed and down for naps at their normal time.
For example; If you are from California and your child normally gets up for the day at 7am and you travel to Florida then wake your child up for the day at 7am Eastern time. He may be a little groggy or even grumpy but nap time will fall earlier and it will sync pretty quickly. Make sure your child is getting lots of sunshine to help set that body clock!
And remember that you can always put your child to bed slightly earlier to compensate for when they are tired. If we do, we will end up with a very grumpy child who is unable to enjoy their vacation. Sometimes during vacation you are going to be out all day! You want to get the most bang for your buck, especially at places like theme parks. So bring something for your child to nap in such as a stroller, carrier or backpack.
At least they have somewhere to nod off for a bit. You can even get fancy covers for strollers and joggers to help darken out their little area. For International travel, do whatever you need to get through flight day. Use day one for recovery and day two start setting their clock to local time! And an extra note for breastfeeding families: Traveling with an older EBF baby can be challenging.
Milk production is pretty regulated on a 24 hour schedule. In addition to sleep, milk production needs to realign to a shifted 24 hour schedule. It happens pretty quickly, but just something to be aware of in the first day or two.
When you return from vacation you might have a small adjustment time. Just jump right back into your normal schedule and supplement with an early bedtime until they have caught up on any lost sleep.