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Actor Ray Santiago played Jorge Villalobos, the secret son of Ben Stiller's character Greg in Meet the Fockers - and this is what he looks like. Meanwhile Jack is informed that Greg is not Jorge's father (his real father turns out to be a as "Little" Jack Banks; Alanna Ubach as Isabel Villalobos; Ray Santiago as Jorge Villalobos Wikiquote has quotations related to: Meet the Fockers. Meet The Fockers Asshole Funny Scene on WN Network delivers the latest are introduced to the Fockers' housekeeper, Isabel Villalobos (Alanna Ubach).

What kind of a sick cocktail were you going to make my grandson? Jack, the baby's teething. I told Greg to give him some rum to ease the pain. It was your idea? What is wrong with you people?! I used to rub bourbon on Denny's gums. Look what happened to him. Greg, you couldn't follow a simple set of instructions? Jack, he was screaming. So I went in and I gave him a little attention. He's learning to self-soothe. These setbacks are disastrous for his development. The child is adorable, but you're not raising Little Buddha over here.

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I'm saying that I have seen that kid eat at least 15 boogers since he's been here. And I've got news for you, Jack. Prodigies don't eat their own boogers. And I have news for you. Prodigies don't come in 10th place every time either.

It's just that I've never seen people celebrate mediocrity the way you do.

meet the fockers jorge villalobos quotes and sayings

Because we love our son? We hug our son? Let's get down to it. The truth is, you're so concerned about that Little Jack, but I think that it's the Little Jack in you that is crying out for a hug. The Little Jack in me?

meet the fockers jorge villalobos quotes and sayings

Jack, you have issues. I'm trying to understand why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest. I mean, were you ever breastfed?

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My guess is no. Would you spare my the drugstore psychology? I went to answer the phone, I was gone a second, I came back in, he let himself out of the playpen, he put on Scarface, and he glued his hands to the rum bottle. I am, uh, about to set sail on my ship She's hot - check out those boobs.

meet the fockers jorge villalobos quotes and sayings

I just wanna lather 'em up with soap and I could take a vacation in there. At the engagement party, Jack, who automatically assumes that Greg knew about Jorge and has deliberately been keeping him a secret from Pam, introduces Greg to Jorge. Later, when Greg denies knowing anything about Jorge, Jack still refuses to believe him and drugs him with truth serum to make him talk. On stage, Greg uncontrollably blurts out that Pam is pregnant and that Jorge is his son in a Darth Vader -esqe matter before immediately losing consciousness.

meet the fockers jorge villalobos quotes and sayings

The next morning, Pam questions Greg about Jorge, and Greg does not confirm or deny that he is Jorge's father, but insists that he knew nothing about him before the previous evening. Pam believes him, and is willing to work things out with him.

Jack reaches his breaking point with Greg's dishonesty and demands that Pam and Dina leave the island with him. Dina refuses and reveals Jack's actions to everyone. Everyone turns against Jack, with Pam announcing her intent to marry Greg regardless of him having Jorge with Isabel, and Dina admits that they were all aware of Pam's pregnancy.

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A shocked and hurt Jack leaves with his grandson. Bernie and Greg pursue Jack, but are soon tasered and arrested by an overzealous deputy sheriffVern LeFlore, for speeding and refusing to remain in their car.

Meanwhile, Jack is informed that Greg is not Jorge's father his real father turns out to be a baseball player who also resembles Gregand attempts to defend Greg and Bernie, but the overzealous Leflore tasers and arrests him, too.

In their cell, Greg, Jack, and Bernie are released by the local judge, Ira, who is a client of Roz and a close friend of the Fockers.

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Before they leave, Greg asks that Jack and Bernie stop their feud. Jack admits that he made a mistake regarding Jorge and reveals his past career in the CIA to Bernie, before apologizing for his actions and making up with the two of them.

meet the fockers jorge villalobos quotes and sayings

During the post-credit sceneJack watches hidden baby-cam footage of the Fockers giving attention to Little Jack over Jack's previous objections:

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